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[Lil Mushroom]

So I don't know if someone else has done anything like this but I thought it would be funny if we shared some experiences with each other.

These don't have to be funny either they could be lessons learned or just plain embarrassing!

[Lil Mushroom]

So I will start, I do this thing where whenever I am talking to an adult I am not comfortable around my voice goes like an octive higher, so when I say hi to my youth pastor or a cashier ect.

Well I was on a 12 hour round trip with my dad (to pick up my hamster) and we both really needed to go to the bathroom so we stopped at a...uh not so great looking gas station..... And I go inside first because my dad has to stay in the car with Sushi.

I am an awkward teenager who looks like she is twelve and there where a few people in the gas station including a man who honestly looked high and a cop, the cop was in the checkout and the other guy was just standing in the aisle.

Well the guy looks at me and he was like "Hey sweetheart."

And I was like **this guy should not be calling me sweetheart that's really weird and creepy.**
The cop kinda looks between me and the guy but doesn't say anything and my stupid awkward brain says in a high sweet voice "HEY!" I don't know why! and I just zoomed over to the bathroom and sat in there for like ten minutes.

And when I got out the guy was still there!
Then he said "Have a good day honey!"
And I just hurried out of there and told my dad ofc who left immediately.

Edited by Lil Mushroom, 25 February 2022 - 05:37 AM.

[Bye guys~ ♥]

One time my teacher was talking about how she had a baby with red hair

Without thinking is asked “How did that happen?” Not realizing that that could be interpreted differently. It got pretty awkward :p

[Hamustars]

So I will start, I do this thing where whenever I am talking to an adult I am not comfortable around my voice goes like an octive higher, so when I say hi to my youth pastor or a cashier ect.

Well I was on a 12 hour round trip with my dad (to pick up my hamster) and we both really needed to go to the bathroom so we stopped at a...uh not so great looking gas station..... And I go inside first because my dad has to stay in the car with Sushi.

I am an awkward teenager who looks like she is twelve and there where a few people in the gas station including a man who honestly looked high and a cop, the cop was in the checkout and the other guy was just standing in the aisle.

Well the guy looks at me and he was like "Hey sweetheart."

And I was like **this guy should not be calling me sweetheart that's really weird and creepy.**
The cop kinda looks between me and the guy but doesn't say anything and my stupid awkward brain says in a high sweet voice "HEY!" I don't know why! and I just zoomed over to the bathroom and sat in there for like ten minutes.

And when I got out the guy was still there!
Then he said "Have a good day honey!"
And I just hurried out of there and told my dad ofc who left immediately.

Omg! I would have slapped him and said , "I AM NOT YOU "SWEETHEART" YOU OLD, UGLY, POOR MAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE AND IS STANDING HERE FLIRTING WITH TEENAGE GIRLS!!!!!!!" I'm very hot-headed

[Hamustars]

Ok, so. Once on a road trip I was going to the bathroom at a really weird gas station in the middle of no where. I was with my mum but she stood outside since it was a 1 room "Stall" I sat down and well, you know. And when I got up I noticed some, um, not pleasant, colored, liquid on the floor   I immediately washed my hands as quick as possible and ran out of the stall and speed walked right outta there! I didn't even tell my mum I just said "Don't go in there" and ran out. We got out to the car and I told her about it. She got some wipes out of the car and I stood there in the parking lot wiping my shoes off and jumping in puddles to clean them   I've been scared of gas station bathrooms ever since...

[DangieHamster]

So, my whole life, I never played with dolls or barbies. But this Christmas, my little sister got a barbie dream house. She asked me if I could play with her. And I did, I did not want to make her feel sad. I went over and told her "There is a tornado in BarbieLand. And I started to shake the house. My sister was ok with this. Just to let you know, there is the front door that opens into a place with a bench and coat hooks, then two steps up into the living room, and that place with the bench, my sister calls it the sea that goes done and down forever. The house was 15 feet away from the sea. And after I sook the house, I took the tv and put it in the sea. I told her "you have to go and get the tv!". Then I took a brown haired barbie (which my sister calls Pricetag LOL) and put her in the car and sped her into the sea. I said "now Pricetag is dead! You have to get a new tv, car and Pricetag".  And that is how I play with barbies with my sister. Another time, I was in my room and I glanced in my younger brothers room, and I saw a barbie from my sister, and a batman from my brother. I propped them up on his pillow, so that it looked like they were hugging and looking at each other.

[Hamustars]

So, my whole life, I never played with dolls or barbies. But this Christmas, my little sister got a barbie dream house. She asked me if I could play with her. And I did, I did not want to make her feel sad. I went over and told her "There is a tornado in BarbieLand. And I started to shake the house. My sister was ok with this. Just to let you know, there is the front door that opens into a place with a bench and coat hooks, then two steps up into the living room, and that place with the bench, my sister calls it the sea that goes done and down forever. The house was 15 feet away from the sea. And after I sook the house, I took the tv and put it in the sea. I told her "you have to go and get the tv!". Then I took a brown haired barbie (which my sister calls Pricetag LOL) and put her in the car and sped her into the sea. I said "now Pricetag is dead! You have to get a new tv, car and Pricetag".  And that is how I play with barbies with my sister. Another time, I was in my room and I glanced in my younger brothers room, and I saw a barbie from my sister, and a batman from my brother. I propped them up on his pillow, so that it looked like they were hugging and looking at each other.

HAHA!

[top tier hippo]

One time, I had a loose tooth and we went to my cousins' house. My cousin was goofing off and she slammed a door in my face, and the tooth popped out and flew across the room. 

 

Ahh, memories. 

[Bye guys~ ♥]

That must’ve been convenient tho. One time I lost a tooth by running into a wall

One time, I had a loose tooth and we went to my cousins' house. My cousin was goofing off and she slammed a door in my face, and the tooth popped out and flew across the room. 

 

Ahh, memories. 

Edited by ~Dwarf Planet~, 25 February 2022 - 09:30 AM.

[top tier hippo]

That must’ve been convenient tho. One time I lost a tooth by running into a wall

Ooh, yes. 

 

Also a candy cane. Those things are hard. 

[Bye guys~ ♥]

I kind of miss not having baby teeth tbh. Wiggling a tooth was a great boredom breaker for some reason 

Ooh, yes. 

 

Also a candy cane. Those things are hard. 

[Poptart~]

One of the weirdest thing that had happened to me

Spoiler

Long story short-
my mom went out to eat with one of her friends bc she was moving soon. But anyways she had one of her friends come over to our house because her car broke down or something but I didn’t know so I went downstairs one morning and I saw her sitting on the couch playing on her phone. I thought she was my mom until she said hi. I freaked out…but didn’t want to wake my parents or brother up so I just walked and sat down on our other couch that was about 5 feet away.

Now thinking about it I probably should of asked her who she was or did something instead of just sitting down on the couch and ignoring her lol

[Lil Mushroom]

These are so funny!

Here is another from me.


HERE IS THE STORY ABOUT HOW I CUT MY BROTHERS FINGER OFF!

Ok ok I know what you are thinking "Excuse me?!"

So I was around 5 or 6 and my brother Stephen (his middle name :/ ) came by my twin and I's room to annoy us, he was around 11 or 12 ish.

He was being so annoying that I took a Rapunzel Barbie and started whipping him with her hair as you do.

So he was backing up through our hallway and came up against my other brother Joshua's (also middle name) bedroom door and was trying to push his way in, well Joshua slammed his door and then Stephen screamed and ran into my parents bathroom, he had cut the top of his pinky finger off in the door and his brain and body were in shock so he ran to the nearest sink.

Well the story ends with us trying and failing at the ER to reattach the top of his pinky finger and now his finger is slightly smaller and he can't feel the tip

[top tier hippo]

These are so funny!

Here is another from me.


HERE IS THE STORY ABOUT HOW I CUT MY BROTHERS FINGER OFF!

Ok ok I know what you are thinking "Excuse me?!"

So I was around 5 or 6 and my brother Stephen (his middle name :/ ) came by my twin and I's room to annoy us, he was around 11 or 12 ish.

He was being so annoying that I took a Rapunzel Barbie and started whipping him with her hair as you do.

So he was backing up through our hallway and came up against my other brother Joshua's (also middle name) bedroom door and was trying to push his way in, well Joshua slammed his door and then Stephen screamed and ran into my parents bathroom, he had cut the top of his pinky finger off in the door and his brain and body were in shock so he ran to the nearest sink.

Well the story ends with us trying and failing at the ER to reattach the top of his pinky finger and now his finger is slightly smaller and he can't feel the tip

*visible shock and horror*

 

Broo....My cousin almost cut off his sister's finger once. She still has it, though.

[Lil Mushroom]

I yeah he kinda blames Joshua a bit or at least he used to but thus are both adults now and I apologized years ago so :/